Prep the kale. Rinse and remove the tough stems. Tear the leaves into smaller pieces. If you have baby kale, you can use it as-is.
Layer your blender. Add liquids first (about 1 to 1 1/4 cups almond milk).
Then add kale, avocado, banana, pineapple, and any add-ins like ginger or chia.
Blend until smooth. Start on low and ramp up to high for 30–60 seconds. If it’s too thick, add a splash more liquid. If it’s too thin, add ice or a bit more frozen fruit.
Taste and adjust. Squeeze in lemon or lime juice for brightness.
Add a tiny drizzle of honey or maple if you want it sweeter. Blend again for a few seconds.
Serve right away. Pour into a cold glass. If you’re taking it to go, use an insulated tumbler to keep it chilled.